Monday, June 02, 2008
" quest ; 7:08 PM "
what does one do in her quest to make her increasingly boring life more exciting? i swear. my life, so far, my very short one, has been utterly uneventful and yawn worthy. i've done nothing worth mentioning and i feel like i want to burn elephant dung and stick it on a rod and yell at everyone! i am just bored. nothing has been happening! nothing HAS. ohmygod.
and guys, wow. some are just the meanest creatures alive. well i would say mean is an understatement. either they're mean or bored. hey, I'M bored, but you don't see me walking around and shoving hotdogs at people, or burping the alphabet or....you get my drift.
let me just tell you this mister, if there's one thing you haven't learned yet, it's that not all decisions are made by the dick, okay? sometimes you actually have to use your brain. it's the meaty little gadget up in your head, under all your pretty hair.
hope i gave you some insight on that.
okay other than being insulted, nothing else has happened. and i'm fucking bored! i want a NYC life right now. i wonder if they come in little packets like instant noodles. just add a little water.