i'm either partially-blind or highly delusional. i went for my swimming lesson today - and usually the pool is really empty. the estate is full of old people who dare not swim , in fear of bloating up like cherry pops. but today, a group of weirdo boys came whopping into the pool. my instructor was busy yelling at me to straighten my legs, screaming that i would hit my head on the planks at the bottom of the pool if i didn't straighten my body, so i started splashing about the pool in a hopelessly embarrassing manner. even my mother, who was watching, couldn't help giggle. so,being the delusional drama queen that i am, i decided to get out of the pool and make a dramatic exit to the toilet to show just how unappreciative i was of this lesson. but in my lame attempt at an exit, i slipped near the edge of the pool and fell backwards into it, as the weirdo boys watched on.

now,

that was the most fucking embarrassing moment of my life. if that had to repeat, ah, well, i wouldn't ever come out of the pool again. on the very exact day i fall butt-first into a swimming pool, it just had to be occupied.

i wish i could run off to Turkey. all i need are highly-manipulative masks and a few glues to paste feathers over my eyelids. might as well look like a turkey too.

i'm off to drool over AntonioBanderas and i shall try to forget my diving stunt.

chimoooh.