Thursday, July 28, 2005
" Learning the 2 second karma ; 5:30 PM "
Yup.
Don't ask, but it's just one of those bad, horrid, revolting and simply mayayish days again.
I thought school was supposed to be a second home, the teachers are your "extra" mummies and daddahs and all your friends are the thousands and millions of "extra" sistahs and bruddahs.
Yeah, like your first mummy calls your second mummy and says that you've not been performing well. Your second dadda is just so heavily accented that he can't say Menon and so, you get all mad and stare at him, but not for too long because you don't want to get into trouble. Frankly, I have absolutely nothing against the teachers. Today, was just my bad day, because I didn't complete work. So, I'm not heavily offended by my second mummy.
The worst thing is your annoying batch of sistahs getting at you. One sister got terribly out of control with the water taps in the loo today and sprayed it all over me. So, we all ended up terribly, soaking wet.
Laughing and spurting didn't really help because, I, felt stupidly gross.
The second home of mine is humongous but lonely. To me, anyway. My bruddahs and sistahs ignore me. I don't seem to please every single mummy or daddy and oh well, some of the oh-sooo popular bruddahs and sistahs make my second home a living hell.
Haii, isn't this lovely?
Now, a question. Are you just literally dying to be me? I'm the typical second-home-fearer of the 21st century.
After a little batch of tear-spilling, I have returned to blog. I hate adults at the best of times. The world rulers..the earlier generation..the adults.
It's funny how I cry. But I don't really mind much because after that I create my own secret occult powers
to visualize all the enemies being tortured.
May they be burnt in the world of Maya.
:D Glee.
Pleasure.
Happiness.
Maya.
The Learns
1)It's okay, since some people find me to be a nuinsance. I'll shut up from now on and not be all Raven and all weird. I'm not a good Raven impersonator at all. I can't act her out for nuts. So, that I shall stop.
2) Since I seem to be every so soppy and sloppy, I shall mop myself up. I shall be so neat that Bree Van De Kamp looks like she's never had a day's bath.
3)Since I suck at mathematics, I shall now declare it my uttermost fave-O subject and I shall harbor over sums every chance that I get and forget about English.
4)I shall let my English rust for a while and then pick it up after I (oh so IMpossibly) become a suck-o-not at mathematics and suddenly begin to LIKE it.
5) I shall not make a sound with my breath while in any class or I shall get into trouble like I mostly do. I shall be good and shut up.
6) I shall not be tempted to laugh.
Er..yeah???
So, um, someone save me here. It's difficult when we have to cope with blocks..
7) I shall be so over-working that my work is spotless and not stained with food most of the time.
8) I shall not be a stupid wannabe anymore. I shall be me. Dopey me, who is simply aiming to get out of the aim of second mummy, daddy , bruddah and sistah.
Oh..it's just a simple wish.
When will it be granted?
Hah! You'll see flying pigs when it does.
Don't ask, but it's just one of those bad, horrid, revolting and simply mayayish days again.
I thought school was supposed to be a second home, the teachers are your "extra" mummies and daddahs and all your friends are the thousands and millions of "extra" sistahs and bruddahs.
Yeah, like your first mummy calls your second mummy and says that you've not been performing well. Your second dadda is just so heavily accented that he can't say Menon and so, you get all mad and stare at him, but not for too long because you don't want to get into trouble. Frankly, I have absolutely nothing against the teachers. Today, was just my bad day, because I didn't complete work. So, I'm not heavily offended by my second mummy.
The worst thing is your annoying batch of sistahs getting at you. One sister got terribly out of control with the water taps in the loo today and sprayed it all over me. So, we all ended up terribly, soaking wet.
Laughing and spurting didn't really help because, I, felt stupidly gross.
The second home of mine is humongous but lonely. To me, anyway. My bruddahs and sistahs ignore me. I don't seem to please every single mummy or daddy and oh well, some of the oh-sooo popular bruddahs and sistahs make my second home a living hell.
Haii, isn't this lovely?
Now, a question. Are you just literally dying to be me? I'm the typical second-home-fearer of the 21st century.
After a little batch of tear-spilling, I have returned to blog. I hate adults at the best of times. The world rulers..the earlier generation..the adults.
It's funny how I cry. But I don't really mind much because after that I create my own secret occult powers
to visualize all the enemies being tortured.
May they be burnt in the world of Maya.
:D Glee.
Pleasure.
Happiness.
Maya.
The Learns
1)It's okay, since some people find me to be a nuinsance. I'll shut up from now on and not be all Raven and all weird. I'm not a good Raven impersonator at all. I can't act her out for nuts. So, that I shall stop.
2) Since I seem to be every so soppy and sloppy, I shall mop myself up. I shall be so neat that Bree Van De Kamp looks like she's never had a day's bath.
3)Since I suck at mathematics, I shall now declare it my uttermost fave-O subject and I shall harbor over sums every chance that I get and forget about English.
4)I shall let my English rust for a while and then pick it up after I (oh so IMpossibly) become a suck-o-not at mathematics and suddenly begin to LIKE it.
5) I shall not make a sound with my breath while in any class or I shall get into trouble like I mostly do. I shall be good and shut up.
6) I shall not be tempted to laugh.
Er..yeah???
So, um, someone save me here. It's difficult when we have to cope with blocks..
7) I shall be so over-working that my work is spotless and not stained with food most of the time.
8) I shall not be a stupid wannabe anymore. I shall be me. Dopey me, who is simply aiming to get out of the aim of second mummy, daddy , bruddah and sistah.
Oh..it's just a simple wish.
When will it be granted?
Hah! You'll see flying pigs when it does.